AUTHOR’S NOTE: NONE OF THIS REMOTELY TRUE (EXCEPT THAT KIM DAVIS ACTUALLY MET WITH THE POPE IN SECRET). BUT, MAN… WHAT IF IT WAS? EITHER WAY, ENJOY!

Alex Logan The car took two rights and a left, then two more rights and another left. Or was it three rights? Kim couldn’t keep track with the blindfold over her eyes. The warm sweaty musk of four Italian bishops packed around her in the backseat made her eyes water. These men hadn’t spent much

The Utah branch of Planned Parenthood sued the governor on Monday for ordering state agencies to cut off federal funding to the organization following the release of secretly recorded videos by an anti-abortion group.

Off The Grid This is smart. You don’t shut the government down because you have a disagreement over one thing. The government needs to continue to do what it does, and anyone that doesn’t should be fired. Let’s straighten something out. Stop calling these people pro-life. Because the same people that are pro-life support the death

Recent budget cuts in Alabama are being used as an excuse to suppress the black vote in some regions of the state.

Off The Grid Voting rights are under attack by Republicans in a display of blatant disregard for the minority vote in Alabama. The state is shutting down multiple state offices in almost exclusively black communities where residents can obtain licenses needed to vote. The state released a statement on Wednesday saying, “An $11 million cut in

It’s time again to answer questions from you, my vigilant fans! Got a question for the Governor? Sound off at Ora.tv/OffTheGrid.

Off The Grid Michael Olsen from Illinois asks: Obama wants to bring in ‘Syrian Refugees’. Some strongly doubt that they are just Syrian Refugees, and are instead being used for an invasion. Which would be a serious threat to all of us. So, I had to ask you. What are your thoughts on this matter? Jesse

Bernie Sanders, the Democratic presidential candidate, announced on Saturday that this quarter’s fundraising total of $26 million came from 650,000 donors, each contributing an average of $30, Christian Science Monitor reports.

Jen Hobbs In August, the New York Times reported “fewer than four hundred families are responsible for almost half the money raised in the 2016 presidential campaign, a concentration of political donors that is unprecedented in the modern era.” However, Bernie Sanders is onto a new kind of fundraising — a technique that should actually be taking place in every

Oregon is expunging marijuana violations from citizens’ records. Portland’s Metropolitan Public Defender’s office will run “expungement clinics” to forever seal records of past pot crimes.

Off The Grid Wonderful! When I was the Governor of Minnesota, I, along with Supreme Court Justice Kathleen Batson and Attorney General Mike Hatch, expunged many marijuana records. I ran into that all the time. People came to us that got caught 25 years ago with a bag of pot, and it was still interfering with their

The U.S. has nearly six times the number of gun homicides as Canada, more than seven times as Sweden, and nearly 16 times as Germany, according to UN data compiled by The Guardian.

Off The Grid I don’t doubt the statistics because gun ownership is covered by The Second Amendment. But with that ownership comes great responsibility. Is it going to be abused? Certainly. What I find interesting is that when they do these statistics of all these countries that have banned guns, Mexico is never part of the

According to Donald Trump, many Native Americans are “extremely proud” that the term “Redskins” is the name of Washington, D.C.’s football team.

Off The Grid Does the NFL allow the n-word? Would Donald Trump say it’s ok if a team was named that? What the hell is the difference? That term was used during the genocide of Native Americans. Nothing else. We should be ashamed of that genocide, not honor it by naming a team after it.

According to The Guardian, not so secret private enterprise is bolstering North Korea’s economy.

Alex Logan If capitalism could be represented in a symbol, it’d be the Golden Arches of McDonald’s. If the economic system had a mascot, it’d be Ronald, their terrifying greasepaint and nightmares clown (which I’ve never understood why a company would want associated with edible products of any kind). Honestly, Grimace would be a better