RNC Special Victims Unit: Here are 11 hilarious new shows NBC should air against the GOP debates
The Republican National Committee on Friday announced it would suspend its February debate hosted by NBC, because as chair Reince Priebus wrote, the party was unhappy about so-called gotcha questions asked by CNBC moderators in Colorado on Wednesday. However, Priebuss promised a debate will still be held on the scheduled date somehwere.
The staff at Raw Story hopes but doubts NBC will call their bluff by programming against the debate. Here are some show ideas we believe are guaranteed to steal audiences.
1. Sarah Palins Naked Shootin Guns and Stuff
A bodacious one-hour star-studded spectacular! Watch everyones favorite former Alaskan governor and her NRA pals as they romp nude from one gun range to the next.
2. Monster Truck Rasslin
The biggest, baddest monster trucks show whos boss. Special appearance by guns. And an American bald eagle. And Jesus.
3. One Broke Pundit
Hilarious hijinks ensue when a down on her luck Ann Coulter is forced to take a job at a Taco Bell. Co-stars Rosie Perez, Luis Guzman, and special appearance by Sofía Vergara as The District Manager.(English subtitles)
4. NBCs NFL on Debate Night
A special NFL show featuring highlights and analysis and a preview of the nights contest between the games biggest stars.
5. RNC: Special Victims Unit
Remaining GOP candidates complain about gotcha debate questions that dont involve favorite color or whether pizza is good.
6. NBC News exclusive: Obamas resignation speech
President Barack Obama announces his resignation and reveals he will return to Kenya.
7. Seinfeld Reunion
Jerry gets stuck waiting in line for the new iPhone after Kramer accidentally destroys his old one.
8. Im Not Racist, But
Contestants compete to explain how they are not racist in order to win valuable prizes and trips to Branson. Stars Paula Deen, Ted Nugent, Mel Gibson, and the entire staff of National Review.
9. The Apprentice: A-list celebrity edition
Donald Trump returns to NBC to boss around George Clooney, Angelina Jolie and Will Smith.
10. The Big Bang Theory
Host Bristol Plain explains birth control methods including holding your breath during sex and praying to Jesus afterwards
11. Politically Correct with Mike Huckabee
A new spin-off of the popular cable talk show lets guests say what theyre REALLY thinking about the gays.